Santa, A High-Tech Being – Scientists

Scientists are pondering about Santa Claus’ high-tech stuff, could be the reason why he could fly fast from one place to another, appear in multiple places at once and can pass through solid barriers.

Jim Kakalios, professor at the University of Minnesota’s School of Physics and Astronomy says “the man in red independently controls his quantum mechanical wave function. That means he can appear in multiple places at once and pass through solid barriers.”

“It could be that the sled and reindeer are something that the marketing department came up with” to distract people from the reality, said Kakalios.

Gregory Mone, a science journalisFord-Designs-A-High-Tech-Hybrid-Sled-for-Santa-2t and author of the book “The Truth about Santa: Wormholes, Robots and What Really Happens on Christmas Eve,” thinks there are other explanations — a hypersonic sleigh, warp drive, teleportation and, yes, wormholes.

Mone says, “it’s obvious that he has to time travel. Every time he moves from one home to the next, he also goes back in time by about thirty seconds.”

Could Santa solve his problems by moving at the speed of light? Kakalios is doubtful. “You acquire mass as you’re going that fast getting in out and out of chimneys,” he said. And everyone knows about Santa’s mass problems.

“He clearly has some kind of genetic engineering or advanced drugs working in his favor, allowing him to digest all that sugar. Otherwise he’d be dead,” speculated Mone.

About Santa’s monitoring or surveillance system that covers the whole planet, Larry Silverberg, associate head of mechanical and aerospace engineering at North Carolina State University, suspects he uses a 4-square-mile underground antenna in the North Pole to monitor the very-real brain waves of kids.

“You’d have to isolate the signals from each child, so you could identify which ones are naughty or nice, and what presents they want,” Silverberg said. “It’s a good thing it’s Santa Claus,” he added, and not someone nefarious.

Maybe those ideas of some scientists could help us find answers from our very own questions since childhood, how Santa Claus appears or disappears and give you the gifts you’ve wished for though we know, people who are very close to us, parents, relatives, and friends are those acting as santas during Christmas season.